Wheatley, My Love

An interesting chain of events has occured.

First, I completed Cabela's Trophy Bucks. I'm now up to 12 retail games. This brought me to starting the other Blockbuster game in the house, Portal 2.

Oh man. My life has changed.

1) I am in love with Wheatley, the amusing little bot. I'm not sure how yet, but I WILL marry this guy someday. He's voiced by Stephen Merchant, who isn't bad looking, and is only 37. He co-wrote The Office. He's funny, he's multifunctional, and he will someday be mine.

  

2)  My gamerscore is currently 39391. I'm about to hit the 40k, baby! So excited. Standby for my 40k post and the achievement that got me there.

3) Portal 2 is just the most amazing game. It's got the best script I ever could imagine. Sarcasm, wit, clever remarks, the cold hate that drips from GLaDOS' every word... Oh man. Between her and Wheatley, this could be my favorite game ever. We're going to have to look into buying it. Renting just isn't enough for this bad boy.

Hmm...two numbers on Portal 2? Is that okay? Well, it's my blog. I can do what I want.

My Life Has Ended: Netflix Version

...what?

So, I just finished season 7 of The Office. I clicked 'a' on my Xbox controller, ready for the next episode...and it took me to a new show. That was it -- Netflix only has it through season 7. What the hell am I supposed to do now? Have free time? Game? BE PRODUCTIVE? This is madness.

On that note, where is The Simpsons? That show has 20+ seasons, makes decent money for Fox (otherwise they'd have been kicked long ago), and yet is nowhere to be found on Netflix. Why? It isn't just Fox, because Bob's Burgers is available. It isn't just Matt Groening either, because Futurama is available. So what's the deal? What's the freakin' deal?

Someone please tell me. Or get The Simpsons put on Netflix. I'll give you a dollar.